March 9th, 2004

All The Other Piddling Crap I Wouldn't Touch With A Ten Foot Clown Pole

A Slate article from today has the title How To Review With a 10-Foot Pole, which reminds me of the speech Krusty gave for the graduating class of the clown college that Homer attended in order to make a few extra bucks.

Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.