Karen, through her Google Reader shared items, pointed me to a BoingBoing post about eyelash growth drug, and got the Simpsons reference before I did!: when Homer entered Lisa in a beauty contest, Lisa and another girl in the contest got to talking after Amber Dempsy walked in the room with her gigantic eyelashes.

Girl 1: Eyelash implants.
Lisa: [puzzled] I thought those were illegal?
Girl 1: Not in Paraguay.